





We went back and forth on the possibility of this stop through the years. We almost brought the boys here four years ago, but literally turned east instead to the Smoky Mountains. Still, it would come up once in a while. Should we? Shouldn’t we? It’s expensive! Is is worth it? What could we do instead? When we sold the house in February, Dear Husband said, “We’re going to Disney World!”
We made reservations by the hair of our chinny, chin, chins, as we ended up here during Spring Break. Neither of us had been to Fort Wilderness before, but 29 years ago my parents brought me to Disney’s Magic Kingdom and Epcot. Dear Husband’s family brought him to Disneyland in California a handful of times. We knew what to expect, but time changes things, so we were anxious to see Disney through our adult eyes.
We signed on for Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom and one day of rest in between, four nights total. We arrived right at check in, 1:00 PM, so we could eek out a little more exploration at Fort Wilderness on day one. Straight away we biked to the boat dock to make sure we knew where to go in the morning. That is where little fella got a lizard on his leg and was excited and freaked out at the same time. The only way to Magic Kingdom from Fort Wilderness is via boat….yes I was really scared I’d get sick. Right nearby we located a very small arcade to which Dear Husband indulged the boys. We also tried a park, found the pool, looked through their stores, and took the boys on their first canoe rides (where we saw an alligator on shore!!!!) That night we showered and packed our water backpacks with snacks, water, a first aid kit, thin coats, and little else. I decided to leave my Nikon behind because we wanted to be agile. We also decided to purchase our meals in the park and just bring in a couple of granola bars.
Magic Kingdom.
With our magic bands proudly displayed, we woke up early and waited in a small line for the first boat of the morning. I took a load of ginger and told myself the boat would be fine (I’ve done countless boat rides before, Key West just really messed me up.) I WAS fine, we all were, and we arrived in time to see the characters open the park. Mickey and friends (the old school ones) aren’t really part of my boys lives. They’ve not seen the cartoons and don’t know the characters from books either, but it was still fun to see. Upon entry to the park we headed to the test track first, for our older son, the race fan. It was in Tomorrowland.
I’ll spare you the details of the day, but I will mention little fella did Space Mountain and was proud. The food carts are better priced than the restaurants. Fast Pass is freaking awesome when you use it (our magic bands came loaded with three that day) and freaking awful when you don’t have one and you watch those people (sometimes us) breeze by and think, “oh great, my wait just got longer…! When I was the one walking by, I felt awful, but not enough to wait. Also, Magic Kingdom is still the same, and Tomorrowland felt very yesterday. We did enjoy the day, but I don’t anticipate returning.
Disney Springs.
We promised the boys they could get one souvenir from the Disney property. We set that before we arrived. Dear Husband thought we’d take the boys to Disney Springs, their mall/shopping zone, via monorail (so they could try it) and bus. The bus ride was miserable because it had to stop at a water park first. I didn’t know the lay of the land and it just dragged on and on. By the time we arrived at the mall we were all pretty cranky. We headed for the Lego store, Star Wars store, and lunch. We walked out with Lego sets that would have to fit into the trailer, and smiles. We ended up taking a much shorter bus ride back which preserved our better moods. Then we did the shower/prepare routine for the next day’s park.
Animal Kingdom.
I was happy to read Animal Kingdom closes earlier than Magic Kingdom because I was getting worn out from long days. Animal Kingdom was built in 1998 (yay, the year we got married!) and was very impressive. They open the park with macaws flying overhead, beautifully. Our plan was to race to the Mount Everest roller coaster and then, you know, wander, eat, look at animals, and such. We had a looser plan this time.
Expedition Everest’s waiting area is so amazing that I was sort of sad we didn’t get stuck waiting, but only sort of. It’s like a museum dedicated to mountain climbing and Yeti myths. It also had Nepalese temples to weave through, loads of prayer flags, and lots of miscellaneous mountain climbing paraphernalia. It was beautiful. Dear Husband is not a roller coaster guy, so the boys sat behind me. The coaster started very calm, but man alive that sucker got awesome with stops, backwards twists, and an amazing shadow of a yeti that “breaks the tracks.” We LOVED it. Little fella screamed the entire ride, these short, repetitive staccato screams. His brother had his fingers shoved in his ears and I laughed. I’ll never forget that coaster ride.
From there we wandered, enjoyed doing some Wilderness Explorer activities (caw, caw, roar), and met Dug and Russell from Up. Little fella yelled, “squirrel” because Dear Husband paid him $1. Dug froze. Super cute. We also saw the Nemo live show which was beautiful.
I loved this park most. The animals intertwined with ethnic foods, costuming, Wilderness Explorer activities, international shopping, and colorful shows was all beautifully orchestrated. I would absolutely return to this park.
Fort Wilderness Campfire.
Later that night little fella said he wanted to go to the bonfire movie in the campground. I was exhausted but couldn’t say no. We all biked over in time to hear some campfire songs. Little fella even got to stand up front with the crowd of April birthdays. He loves that sort of thing and beamed proudly. We were treated to The Muppets movie which was darn good. My older son got sleepy and headed back with Dear Husband but little fella and I stuck it out to the very end.
Here are my random tips:
Bring your bike if you are doing Fort Wilderness, it’s very large.
Use Disney’s transportation, it’s easier, even though that one bus ride killed us.
Get to the park when it opens and head to the ride you want to do most of all. We headed to the roller coasters both times and waited under 30 minutes.
Look to eat at carts if you want to save money. We found fabulous egg rolls in Magic Kingdom for $2.85 each and they were meal worthy. I saw hummus and veggies for $4 at animal kingdom after we, sadly, spent $10 on a single serving of pizza.
The day we left Disney we drove north to get back to some reality. This Key West/Disney World leg had me in a sort of euphoria, but the bill does not.